Have you ever had a near death experience where all you do is talk about it until it is no longer scary, but actually ridiculously funny? Oh yeah, I had one of those. Not cute. Scariest experience I've had in this lifetime. Imagine the scene of that dream you get when you're falling off a skyscraper. Now imagine that in a car rolling over more than once. There 'ya go! My scene. On April 13, 2014. I, Katherine Zelaya, could have been considered dead.